So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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