oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
