so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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