Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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