Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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