So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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