i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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