oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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