heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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