All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
send nudes
from the living room?
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