Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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