So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
