My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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