how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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