She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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