I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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