I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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