So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
