I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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