she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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