Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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