Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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