ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
