I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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