So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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