Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
