i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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