one two three fourrrrnication!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
third nipple confirmed
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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