____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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