She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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