guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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