Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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