sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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