dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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