Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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