You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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