dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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