i think my mom watched the whole time
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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