careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
All I want is dick and wine.
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