it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
