Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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