Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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