Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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