how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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