I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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