does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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