But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Randomize
