we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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