I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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