I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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