you guys were way drunker than both of me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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