I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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