My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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