Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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